The Fabulous Five

Lyrics by Philip Carl
Sung to the tune of “They Call Me Jellybean”

 
I.
My shape is iconic
I’m very Platonic
But I’m a regular guy
I’ve got six fine faces
Rooty toot toot
I’m sort of shy but can’t deny
I’m cuter than cute
My vertices spangle
At just the right angle
The value’s not hard to derive
If that’s what you seeking
Cubically speaking
I’m one of the Fabulous Five

II.
My shape is iconic
I’m very Platonic
But I’m a regular guy
I’ve got twelve fine faces
Rooty toot toot
I’m sort of shy but can’t deny
I’m cuter than cute
My vertices spangle
At just the right angle
The value’s not hard to derive
If that’s what you seeking
Dodecahedrally speaking
I’m one of the Fabulous Five

III.
My shape is iconic
I’m very Platonic
But I’m a regular guy
I’ve got twenty fine faces
Rooty toot toot
I’m sort of shy but can’t deny
I’m cuter than cute
My vertices spangle
At just the right angle
The value’s not hard to derive
If that’s what you seeking
Icosahedrally speaking
I’m one of the Fabulous Five

IV.
My shape is iconic
I’m very Platonic
But I’m a regular guy
I’ve got eight fine faces
Rooty toot toot
I’m sort of shy but can’t deny
I’m cuter than cute
My vertices spangle
At just the right angle
The value’s not hard to derive
If that’s what you’re seeking
Octahedrally speaking
I’m one of the Fabulous Five

V.
My shape is iconic
I’m very Platonic
But I’m a regular guy
I’ve got four fine faces
Rooty toot toot
I’m sort of shy
But can’t deny
I’m cuter than cute
My vertices spangle
At just the right angle
The value’s not hard to derive
If that’s what you’re seeking
Tetrahedrally speaking
I’m one of the fabulous
Really quite fabulous
One of The Fabulous Five

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