Pythagorize With Me
(to the tune of “Shut Up and Dance”)

Oh, you can square the sides
Just keep your eyes on me
And then we’ll add them up
I say: Pythagorize with me
This summing is our destiny

If you love math,
Pythagorize with me

 

We will demonstrate tonight
A theorem, triangle, yes, it’s right
Help us add the squares, oh what a sight
Oh we’ll add the squares together
Add the squares together

We did the math
I don’t know how it happened
We took the sum and then…

Oh, you can square the sides
Just keep your eyes on me
And then we’ll add them up
I say: Pythagorize with me
This summing is our destiny

If you love math,
Pythagorize with me

 

Now it’s adding up so fine
Sixty-four, two twenty-five, two-eighty-nine
We tried to square “a” first and then we squared “b”
I knew we would add them both together
Add them both together

We got “c” squared
I don’t know how it happened
The numbers matched and then…

Oh, you can square the sides
Just keep your eyes on me
And then we’ll add them up
I say: Pythagorize with me
This summing is our destiny

If you love math,
Pythagorize with me.